Christmas is an expensive time for all of us and a helping hand towards the end of the year is not something many of us would turn away. Forget catalogues and Love2Shop vouchers, the Tomato Growers Savings Club is a great way to turn your back on January austerity. As part of the Tomato Growers … Continue reading The Tomato Growers Savings Club
If you really put a lot of thought into it and consider what a plant must do in its struggle to survive, you may find yourself thinking about how much more intelligent a plant is than yourself or your friends. Whilst as human beings there are many aspects of our existence that baffle scientists even … Continue reading Are You Smarter than A Tomato Plant?
Could those years of hydroponic growing make you a potential candidate for the most powerful job in the country? We think the prime minister could learn a thing or two from growers. Of course, this isn’t a dig at our current leader, but more directed to those folk in politics who have never had the … Continue reading 3 Things the Prime Minister Could Learn from Hydroponic Growers
The year is 2020 and increasing pressure from lobbyists, campaigners and activists has lead to the repeal of The Misuse of TOMATOES Act 1971. This has opened the floodgates to an immediate and extensive increase in the consumption of TOMATOES across the United Kingdom. Significant shifts in spending habits across the country have been seen … Continue reading A Parody: The Misuse of Tomatoes Act 1971
The short answer is yes. The European Union is something that divides the people in this country and will continue to do so long into the future. It’s common knowledge amongst all of us that tomato puree is sold in fractions of a ounce and it’s not uncommon for people to buy their tomato puree … Continue reading Can the EU Affect How You Buy Your Tomato Puree?